June 2012
“I wish I lived in the 80s. I can’t survive in this time”
– a hipster’s status on facebook uploaded via iPhone while listening to A Day To Remember
arguments i like to instigate
queefnasty:
Nas vs. Jay-Z
Lightskin Aunt Viv vs. Darkskin Aunt Viv
Prince vs. Michael Jackson
Billie Holiday vs. Ella Fitzgerald
Natural Hair vs. Relaxed Hair
i’m out here…starting shit
chill that lightskin aunt viv vs darkskin aunt viv shit’ll get a nigga punched in the mouth
I can’t wait to see the first idiot on the internet try to do the Bath Salt challenge
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slytend3ncies replied to your photo: Welcome brother
lol, i’m a girl.
I know lol.
I use the term “brother” loosely
my mom thinks every girl I stand within a two foot radius of is my girlfriend.
based-kia asked: ☺
1o17 asked: ☺ ~
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priscus replied to your post: ☺
because i’m a boss ……
don’t flatter yourself
priscus asked: ☺
Send me a "☺" and i'll rate your blog .
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constantcatastrophe:
You know all faith in humanity has been lost when humans start eating other humans due to bathing materials……….
what
this Head & Shoulders got me fucked up bruh.
Anonymous asked: do you have any quotes to live by ?
if I ask you who your favorite rapper is and you say “T Mills” I’m probably going to hate you until the day I die
saying T Mills is your favorite rapper is like saying Al Roker is my favorite ice skater
Poutine looks absolutely disgusting
why would anyone look at that and find it appetizing
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slypeezy:
finefools:
glamydia:
excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
I’m mad they cost $200
because hipsters buy the ugliest shit that nobody has
and prides themselves on it
there’s a reason why other people don’t go for that shit
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youngschroom replied to your post: Niggas got the jux on me. They was tryna get my…
you got robbed by some niggas wearing yellow tho? this shit must be a dream or something
I was about to fight but I couldn’t take on two niggas taller than me at once (pause)
Niggas got the jux on me.
They was tryna get my phone but settled for my beat ass J’s instead
The cops caught them, they were both wearing yellow and waiting for the bus
who waits for a bus after a robbery
who takes beat ass shoes over a $400 android
and waits for a bus wearing yellow
who robs people wearing yellow
May 2012
two niggas shot at each other over an argument about who made better kool-aid
that’s literally the easiest way possible to make yourself open for racist comments
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closetomidnight replied to your post: do you have a favorite book or is it true that niggas are afraid of reading
omg let me love you i love that book! my old copy was falling apart before i got a new one.
all 3 copies I had eventually fell apart, so I just found a .pdf of it online and I read it off my phone
Anonymous asked: do you have a favorite book or is it true that niggas are afraid of reading
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closetomidnight:
If I ever see you personally put something like
want more dope pics?! follow *insert blogURL*
I’m unfollowing you instantly and forgetting that we were ever friends.
vvink:
oh my god how are people pro life & for the death penalty at the same damn time
“pro life” is basically “fuck equal rights”
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zombieinmybutt reblogged your post: does anyone know how to put music on an android?…
newer android’s like ICS, you can get it from Google Play, if not, www.mp3skull.com is your best bet. That’s where i get…
block
nah I have the music I need
it’s just that when I put it on I can never get the album covers and shit right
getting the music onto my phone isn’t the...
does anyone know how to put music on an android? Like, with the proper album art and shit?
smokemon:
how can you get a “virus” from LSD? oh my god.. who made up that damn article
Anonymous asked: hey I just met you, and this crazy...
haitianprophet:
People who wear boots with shorts.
it’s amazing how many people will believe something without even attempting to look into it
I guarantee you if I took a screenshot of an “article” that said Beyonce & Jay-Z’s baby was born with AIDS at least 20 people would believe me
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listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien…
………i don’t even know where uniondale starts tbh. i know freeport tho. i can handle there. maybe even hempstead 2. but the dale is a mystery.
I’d advise you not to be outside past 7 if you don’t know the town
you will be hit on
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listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien…
i dont need to learn nothin about the dale….
you need to become one with the dale
embrace the dale
breathe the air of the dale
be the streets
eat at every restaurant along Uniondale Avenue
become the town’s legend
If you sit there and tell me you never went through the “don’t let facebookers join tumblr” phase you’re full of shit
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listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien…
wow s/o 2 me for getting u to post a picture wow im great. who even cares about wrinkles????
a wrinkled white tee is a sign of disrespect among the black community
you must learn more about queens and maybe uniondale culture
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listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien…
halfjkajslhdfanmsrfdnm HTAT BUTT PICTURE I THOUGHT IT WAS GONE ;AEKJDFZNMVX CAHKJFSZDNMVX wow ok ur so fake. make a real tagged/me one without me in it c:
you get one now
I look way older than 15 but believe it
Fun fact: I was freaking out because I couldn’t get the wrinkles out of my shirt
and...
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listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien…
hmph i dont stalk ur blog!!!!!!!! smfh. i think u should make a tagged/me ok thank u
the first two pics in my tagged/me are of you
that should say something
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listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien…
hmph not really u probably have an elaborate kidnapping plan hmph. why are u a faceless blogger? u 2 cool 4 tumblr????
i had put a pic up of me racked up @ dave & busters last week but I accidentally deleted it
I was hoping you saw it but obviously you did not so
Yoleaux
Watchy0uallsuck:
underarm:
The single that launched Drake up the charts
omg Marco’s face at the end tho omg
the benefits of paying attention to early Degrassi episodes are infinite