June 2012
Jun 3rd
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“I wish I lived in the 80s. I can’t survive in this time”
– a hipster’s status on facebook uploaded via iPhone while listening to A Day To Remember
Jun 3rd
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arguments i like to instigate
queefnasty: Nas vs. Jay-Z Lightskin Aunt Viv vs. Darkskin Aunt Viv Prince vs. Michael Jackson Billie Holiday vs. Ella Fitzgerald Natural Hair vs. Relaxed Hair i’m out here…starting shit chill that lightskin aunt viv vs darkskin aunt viv shit’ll get a nigga punched in the mouth
Jun 3rd
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I can’t wait to see the first idiot on the internet try to do the Bath Salt challenge
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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slytend3ncies replied to your photo: Welcome brother lol, i’m a girl. I know lol. I use the term “brother” loosely 
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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my mom thinks every girl I stand within a two foot radius of is my girlfriend.
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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based-kia asked: ☺
Jun 3rd
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1o17 asked: ☺ ~
Jun 3rd
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priscus replied to your post: ☺ because i’m a boss …… don’t flatter yourself
Jun 3rd
priscus asked: ☺
Jun 3rd
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Send me a "☺" and i'll rate your blog .
Jun 3rd
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constantcatastrophe: You know all faith in humanity has been lost when humans start eating other humans due to bathing materials………. what this Head & Shoulders got me fucked up bruh.
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Anonymous asked: do you have any quotes to live by ?
Jun 2nd
Jun 2nd
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if I ask you who your favorite rapper is and you say “T Mills” I’m probably going to hate you until the day I die saying T Mills is your favorite rapper is like saying Al Roker is my favorite ice skater
Jun 2nd
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Poutine looks absolutely disgusting why would anyone look at that and find it appetizing 
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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slypeezy: finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage  I’m mad they cost $200 because hipsters buy the ugliest shit that nobody has and prides themselves on it there’s a reason why other people don’t go for that shit
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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youngschroom replied to your post: Niggas got the jux on me.  They was tryna get my… you got robbed by some niggas wearing yellow tho? this shit must be a dream or something I was about to fight but I couldn’t take on two niggas taller than me at once (pause)
Jun 1st
Niggas got the jux on me.  They was tryna get my phone but settled for my beat ass J’s instead The cops caught them, they were both wearing yellow and waiting for the bus who waits for a bus after a robbery who takes beat ass shoes over a $400 android  and waits for a bus wearing yellow who robs people wearing yellow
Jun 1st
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May 2012
two niggas shot at each other over an argument about who made better kool-aid that’s literally the easiest way possible to make yourself open for racist comments
May 31st
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closetomidnight replied to your post: do you have a favorite book or is it true that niggas are afraid of reading omg let me love you i love that book! my old copy was falling apart before i got a new one. all 3 copies I had eventually fell apart, so I just found a .pdf of it online and I read it off my phone
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: do you have a favorite book or is it true that niggas are afraid of reading
May 31st
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closetomidnight: If I ever see you personally put something like  want more dope pics?! follow *insert blogURL* I’m unfollowing you instantly and forgetting that we were ever friends. 
May 31st
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vvink: oh my god how are people pro life & for the death penalty at the same damn time “pro life” is basically “fuck equal rights”
May 31st
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zombieinmybutt reblogged your post: does anyone know how to put music on an android?… newer android’s like ICS, you can get it from Google Play, if not, www.mp3skull.com is your best bet. That’s where i get… block nah I have the music I need it’s just that when I put it on I can never get the album covers and shit right getting the music onto my phone isn’t the...
May 31st
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does anyone know how to put music on an android? Like, with the proper album art and shit?
May 31st
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smokemon: how can you get a “virus” from LSD? oh my god.. who made up that damn article
May 31st
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May 31st
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Anonymous asked: hey I just met you, and this crazy...
May 31st
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haitianprophet: People who wear boots with shorts.
May 31st
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it’s amazing how many people will believe something without even attempting to look into it I guarantee you if I took a screenshot of an “article” that said Beyonce & Jay-Z’s baby was born with AIDS at least 20 people would believe me
May 31st
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May 31st
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listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien… ………i don’t even know where uniondale starts tbh. i know freeport tho. i can handle there. maybe even hempstead 2. but the dale is a mystery. I’d advise you not to be outside past 7 if you don’t know the town you will be hit on 
May 31st
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listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien… i dont need to learn nothin about the dale…. you need to become one with the dale embrace the dale breathe the air of the dale be the streets eat at every restaurant along Uniondale Avenue  become the town’s legend
May 31st
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If you sit there and tell me you never went through the “don’t let facebookers join tumblr” phase you’re full of shit
May 31st
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listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien… wow s/o 2 me for getting u to post a picture wow im great. who even cares about wrinkles???? a wrinkled white tee is a sign of disrespect among the black community  you must learn more about queens and maybe uniondale culture
May 31st
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listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien… halfjkajslhdfanmsrfdnm HTAT BUTT PICTURE I THOUGHT IT WAS GONE ;AEKJDFZNMVX CAHKJFSZDNMVX wow ok ur so fake. make a real tagged/me one without me in it c: you get one now I look way older than 15 but believe it Fun fact: I was freaking out because I couldn’t get the wrinkles out of my shirt and...
May 31st
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listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien… hmph i dont stalk ur blog!!!!!!!! smfh. i think u should make a tagged/me ok thank u the first two pics in my tagged/me are of you that should say something 
May 31st
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listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien replied to your post: listenlucien… hmph not really u probably have an elaborate kidnapping plan hmph. why are u a faceless blogger? u 2 cool 4 tumblr???? i had put a pic up of me racked up @ dave & busters last week but I accidentally deleted it I was hoping you saw it but obviously you did not so Yoleaux 
May 31st
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WatchWatch
y0uallsuck: underarm: The single that launched Drake up the charts omg Marco’s face at the end tho omg the benefits of paying attention to early Degrassi episodes are infinite 
May 31st
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