Sly's Little Shop of Horrors

i can’t explain why “xD” bothers me it just does

How to finish that last minute assignment




I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

(Source: gamerspirit, via tribalskeyes)

REBLOG if you are hella bored and wouldn’t mind some curious anons.


come on

(Source: hypnotiic--baee, via liljfromthepack)

if you think that people will always be honest with you remember that wendy’s puts mayo on their burgers without asking if you want it first

11:59 PM thursday

12:00 AM friday

the worst fucking thing on the planet is when people don’t know how to use “literally”

"literally so done"
"literally cant even"
"I literally ate like an hour ago"

if you don’t know if you’re gonna use it correctly just input “figuratively” instead. does “I figuratively ate like an hour ago” make sense to you?

the french word for skeleton is


"fantasmagorique baise garçon" which is so beautiful because it literally translates to "foundation of the soul"

crying lmao

(via horny-dad)